Happy (early) Mother’s Day!
May 8, 2006
Mother’s Day Humor
A man arrived home from work one afternoon to find his home in total disarray. His children were out in the yard playing in the mud in their pajamas. The front door to the house was open, leading to a large mess in the entryway. A lamp was knocked over, and there were crayon drawings on the wall. The television was blaring at full blast, and there were toys and clothing strewn all around the house. The kitchen held an even bigger mess with dirty dishes in the sink, broken glass on the floor, and a pile of sand in the middle of the room.
He ran upstairs, fearing the worst had happened to his wife. Instead, he found her still in her pajamas, curled up in bed, reading a novel.
“What on earth happened in here today?” he asked.
His wife smiled at him and said, “You know how you come in every day and ask what I’ve done all day?”
“Yes,” he stammered out.
“Well,” she continued smiling, “Today I didn’t do it.”
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